So You CAN Marry Yourself ?

Here's the thing, I'm very proud of her that she stopped drinking, that's no longer smoking (I'm assuming by implication of the statement she makes later) and that she's no longer out of shape, kudos to her and I hope she stays the course...but to marry herself is ABSOLUTE FOOLISHNESS!! Marriage is the union of an UNRELATED, OF AGE, Man and Woman. It is NOT the union of yourself, it is NOT the union of a man and a man, a woman and a woman, it is NOT the union of a boy/girl and Man/Woman. And once again marriage just becomes this "All about me!" mentality. Foolishness.